Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor | Doctor | Advice
Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi GKB MBBS MPH MD DR(AM) FRIPH FIDPO FACSTM FRCAM(Dublin) FICPS is Universally Acknowledged to be The World's Most Controversial Medical Doctor (Alive) ; and One of the Most Celebrated (Living) Alternative Medicine Practitioners of Our Modern Clinical Age.
Professor Doctor Obi currently serves as Chancellor of the Royal Collegium, President of the International College of Physicians and Surgeons (ICPS), State Counsellor of Biafraland, Emeritus Provost of the Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) - and Chief Wellness Officer (CWO) of the Minor Ailments Project (MAP).
Prof Dr Obi is also an Independent Irish Presidential Candidate - and a Fully Licensed European Union (EU) Doctor.
His Eclectic Political (and News Media) Profile (Humbly) Speaks Volumes About Him , while His Online Global Network of Affordable Healthcare Initiatives , has (To Date) , Consistently , Safely , Effectively (and Ethically) Offered (Accessible) 24 Hour Help , (and Advice and Guidance) , to Millions (and Millions) of Impoverished Citizens ; in almost 200 (Two Hundred) Countries , Nations , Homelands , Regions and States (So Far).
Apart from that , Dr Obi is (Additionally) a Formidable Power-Broker , a Firebrand Warrior , a Prolific Author and a Fearless Innovator.
* Experienced Clinician
* Expert Health Adviser
* Chief Wellness Officer
* Fully Licensed
* Comprehensively Insured.
* Exceedingly Thorough Advice
* Highly Connected
* Advanced Therapy Courses
* Holistic Wellbeing Programmes
* Amazing Clinical Strategies.
Visit https://ProfessorObi.com
Finally (For The Record) : Apart From (All) That is Included in the Above (About Him) Profile , Please (Furthermore) Be (Rightfully) Advised that Prof Obi is Also Actively , (and Formidably) , Involved in the (Ethical) Professional (and Regulatory) Rehabilitation of Distressed Medical Students , Embattled Medical Doctors and Maverick Medical Professors ; most especially those who have been Probed , Quizzed , Shamed , Humiliated , Victimized , Blackmailed and Disgraced (etc).
The Perennial Shortage of National Health Service (NHS) Doctors in the United Kingdom (of Great Britain and Northern Ireland) , most especially due to (Never-Ending) Allegations of Institutional Bias at the General Medical Council (GMC) ; has now become a Major Public Health Hazard , of a Highly Preventable Nature.
Alas , Partly Due To (Consistently) Dilute Parliamentary Oversight at Westminster : It is Now Supremely Evident that (Consistently) Unfit UK Medical Regulation (Consistently) Appears to be Making Things (Consistently) Worse.
It is Therefore (Fundamentally) Essential for All (Regional and Central) British Governments , (in England , Wales , Scotland and Northern Ireland etc) , to Adequately Support (and Judiciously Rehabilitate) All (Present and Future) UK Medical Professionals , (within their Respective Nations) , Who May (or May Not) have Fallen Short of Prevailing (or Historical) Regulatory (or Academic) Standards ; irrespective of the External Colour of Their Skin.
Frequently Importing International Medical Doctors , on an Industrial (Commercial) Scale , from Abroad into the UK , WILL NEVER EVER Solve the (Extremely Alarming) Problem of (Chronic) NHS Doctor Shortages ; most especially when you (Shockingly) have Thousands (and Thousands) of Qualified Medical Doctors who are Already in the UK , but who are Not (Professionally) Working because of Institutional Regulatory Racism.
To This Effect (from a Public Health Expert's Point of View) : A Much More Sensible (and Sustainable) Approach would therefore be to Train , Retrain , Retain , Support and Rehabilitate THOSE (COUNTLESS) MEDICAL DOCTORS (AND MEDICAL STUDENTS) WHO ARE ALREADY IN THE UK ; before (Graciously) Looking Elsewhere for Others.
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CASE STUDY ADVICE : PROFESSOR DR JOSEPH OBI AND THE AMAZING MEDICAL STUDENT.
'Student A' was a STAR CANDIDATE , in His Final Year of Medical School , when He Accidentally Enjoyed an Utterly Amazing Avalanche of Rampant Romantic Escapades ; with the Secret (Long Term) Girlfriend of One of His Top Clinical Professors.
Although the (Highly Accomplished) Faculty Professor was (Happily) Married with Lovely Kids , He Had (Hitherto) Seriously Depended on the Extremely Beautiful Girl , for (Emergency) Moral (and General Sexual) Support.
Since the (No-Nonsense) Professor had Formerly Served as (Honourable) Dean of the Faculty of Medicine , (Distinguished) Provost of the College of Health Sciences , (Renowned) Chief of Surgery , Revered (University) Deputy Vice Chancellor and (Hallowed) National Medical Council Board Chairman ; He was Ultimately a Very (Very) Powerful (Political) Clinical Figure (Indeed).
All of a Sudden , the (Hitherto Highly Intelligent) Male Medical Student mysteriously started Failing ALL of His Assessments , plus ALL of His Clinical Attachments , and ALL of His Medical School Exams.
His Poor Parents were Totally Distraught , since they had Already Mortgaged their Family Home , simply just to put Him through Medical School , and were (previously) Hoping that He would (rapidly) take over the Monthly (Bank Loan) Payments , as soon as He Graduated.
. . . But Worse Things were Still (Yet) to Come . . .
A Grand Meeting of Top Medical Doctors was Hastily Convened , and (in His Notable Absence) , it was Universally Decided that He was Not Fundamentally Suitable to Ethically Graduate as a Medical Doctor.
. . . So , Without Notice , They (Unceremoniously) Kicked Him Out of Medical School , (in Total Disgrace) , only few months before He was due to Formally Graduate as a Medical Doctor . . .
. . . Of Course , the (Rightfully Expensive) Top Lawyers , Senior Barristers and Eminent Solicitors then moved in (En Masse) , Loudly Quoting (Almost) Every Plausible Legal Statute on the Planet on the Student's Behalf ; but No Court (or Tribunal) could ever Overturn his Rustication . . .
A Few Years Later , while He was working as a (Part-Time) Pizza Delivery Guy , the Former Medical Student kindly stopped to Help a Tall Black Man ; whose (Outrageously Temperamental) Vintage Mercedes Car had suddenly decided to Go on Strike . . .
The (Ex) Medical Student smartly noticed a Few Healthcare Books in the Back of the Car , and so they both started Eagerly Chatting about General Health Topics ; until the Emergency Vehicle Recovery Services eventually arrived to Competently Tow the Classic Merc Automobile away , for Appropriate Mechanical Repairs.
After Exchanging Contact Details , the Pizza Delivery Guy went on his Way ; and the Tall Black Chap got a Taxi and Headed Off to his Pre-scheduled Appointment.
Throughout their Discussion , the Former Medical Student never ever even Mentioned Medical School at all : He simply presented himself as someone with an Insatiable Interest in Current Healthcare Issues.
Eight Months Later , I received an Utterly Disturbing Phone Call from an Excruciatingly Anxious Woman ; who was obviously at the Very End of Her (Human) Tether.
Her Only Son had just Attempted to Kill Himself , and She urgently wanted Someone to (Intensely) Talk to Him.
She claimed to have (Miraculously) found my Business Card in one of His Old Pizza (Courier) Jackets ; and , (After a Rather Quick Internet Search) , was Extremely Curious as to why He would Secretly have my Professional Card in His Pocket.
It Later Emerged that Her Most Precious (and Only) Son had just been Discharged from Casualty (ER) , as a Case of a Patient who was 'Crying for Help'.
. . . And Cry Out To Me (For Help) , He (Most Certainly) Did . . .
Apparently , Over the Previous 5 Years , His (Ageing) Parents had Unsuccessfully Tried to get Him into Every Medical School in the Country ; as a Final Year Student.
Every Time , At the Very Last Minute , His Nemesis (The Super Professor) would Brutally Sabotage Everything , and (Decisively) Block His Efforts.
His Poor Parents were Now Destitute (because of Him) , and that was why He sometimes (Half-Heartedly) wanted to End It All.
When He had Finished , I Reciprocally Told Him about My Very Own Life Story.
At the End of the Talk , He Firmly Realized that there was Still a Glimmer of Hope , Somewhere Out There ; for Him.
I Constantly Mentored Him , over the Phone , for the Next 3 Months
After That , I frequently sent Him a Few (Current) Medical Books Every (Blessed) Week , to gradually get Him back on Track.
When the Time was (Absolutely) Right , I Comprehensively Assessed His (Professional) Clinical Skills ; and then (Carefully) Gave Him (and His Parents) Some Very Bad News (Indeed).
The Bad News was that I , the Amazing Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , had Woefully (and Spectacularly) Failed to find any Accredited Medical School on Earth which was Unreservedly Prepared to Accept Him Back into their Final (Graduating) Year.
BUT I DID , HOWEVER , (PATHETICALLY) MANAGE TO CRAFTILY CALL IN A FEW FAVOURS , from Some (Long Lost) Friends of Mine ; who were Perfectly (and Gallantly) Willing to IMMEDIATELY Accept Him directly into their Penultimate Clinical Year (Instead).
. . . HIS (LONG-SUFFERING) PARENTS ALMOST FAINTED (OUT OF JOYFUL DISBELIEF) . . .
. . . Today , He is a Fully Qualified (and Fully Licensed) Medical Doctor ; who , sometime in the Year 2017 , (Proudly) Purchased a Tiny , Little , (Semi-Dilapidated) , Maisonette Apartment for His (Absolutely Fabulous) Parents . . .
. . . Alas , Sadly , The Pretty Young Girl , (Above) , Eventually Dumped the Top Medical Professor , plus All the Rest of Those who somehow happened to (Luckily) Find Themselves on Her Very Long List of (Utterly Besotted) Medical School Boyfriends.
She is now the Permanent 'Side-Piece' of a Very , Very , Wealthy Russian Oligarch . . .
. . . Unsurprisingly , The Emeritus Super Professor has Still Not Forgiven Me to Date ; and (Most Probably) Never (Ever) Will . . .
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Alternative Medicine Definition | The Gospel According To Professor Obi | What Does Alternative Medicine (Actually and Ultimately) Mean ?
" . . . Alternative Medicine is : Every Available (Art-Based or Science-Based or Religious or Hybrid) Approach to either Medicine , Therapy , Research , Care , Regulation , Faith , Spirituality , Learning , Health , Healing , Wellness , Prevention , Detection , Promotion and Wellbeing etc , (whether Holistic or Focused or Standalone or Supportive or Native or Traditional or Otherwise) , which does not Decisively (or Solidly) Fall within the Any of the Fundamental Professional Realms of either Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Medicine or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Advice or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Treatment or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Health or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Care or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Detection or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Diagnosis or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Prevention or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Promotion or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Therapy or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Research or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Regulation or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Evidence or Conventional (Orthodox Clinical) Learning (et cetera , et cetera , et cetera) . . ."
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INTERNATIONAL REGULATORY AFFAIRS : AFRICAN TRADITIONAL MEDICINE (ATM)
While Chinese Traditional Medicine is Already (Fully) Operational (and Widely Promoted) in ALMOST EVERY KNOWN COUNTRY of the World ; not much is really (presently) happening in terms of African Traditional Medicine (ATM) , most especially outside the Hallowed Continental Boundaries of Africa.
As Professor-in-Chief of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Primarily Aims to (Formidably , Ethically , Swiftly , Globally , Professionally , Commercially , Academically , Holistically , Sustainably and Otherwise) Roll Out , an Appropriate International Avalanche , of Expert Interventional Strategies ; for Robustly Rectifying this (Utterly Alarming) Oversight.
Official List of Countries where African Traditional Medicine (ATM) is Already (Fully) Operational :
Angola
Benin
Botswana
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cameroon
Cape Verde
Central African Republic
Chad
Comoros
Republic of the Congo
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Côte d’Ivoire
Djibouti
Egypt
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Ethiopia
Gabon
The Gambia
Ghana
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Kenya
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Madagascar
Malawi
Mali
Mauritania
Mauritius
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Niger
Nigeria
Rwanda
São Tomé and Príncipe
Senegal
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Somalia
South Africa
South Sudan
Sudan
Swaziland
Tanzania
Togo
Tunisia
Uganda
Western Sahara
Zambia
Zimbabwe
Official List of European Countries where African Traditional Medicine (ATM) is Not Yet (Fully) Operational :
Albania
Andorra
Austria
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Bulgaria
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Finland
France
Georgia
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Republic of Ireland
Italy
Latvia
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Republic of Macedonia
Malta
Moldova
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Romania
Russia
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Turkey
Ukraine
United Kingdom
Vatican City
Official List of South American Countries where African Traditional Medicine (ATM) is Not Yet (Fully) Operational :
Argentina
Bolivia
Brazil
Chile
Colombia
Ecuador
French Guiana
Guyana
Paraguay
Peru
Suriname
Uruguay
Venezuela
Official List of Asian (Eastern , Far Eastern , and Middle Eastern) Countries where African Traditional Medicine (ATM) is Not Yet (Fully) Operational :
Afghanistan
Armenia
Azerbaijan
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Bhutan
Brunei
Cambodia
China
Taiwan
East Timor
India
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Israel
Palestine
Japan
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Laos
Lebanon
Malaysia
Maldives
Mongolia
Myanmar
Nepal
North Korea
Oman
Pakistan
Philippines
Qatar
Russia
Saudi Arabia
Singapore
South Korea
Sri Lanka
Syria
Tajikistan
Thailand
Taiwan
Turkey
Turkmenistan
United Arab Emirates
Uzbekistan
Vietnam
Yemen
Official List of Oceanic (Pacific) Countries where African Traditional Medicine (ATM) is Not Yet (Fully) Operational :
Australia
New Zealand
Fiji
Papua New Guinea
Solomon Islands
Vanuatu
Kiribati
Marshall Islands
Micronesia
Nauru
Palau
Samoa
Tonga
Tuvalu
Official List of Central American Countries where African Traditional Medicine (ATM) is Not Yet (Fully) Operational :
Antigua and Barbuda
Bahamas
Barbados
Belize
Cayman Islands
Costa Rica
Cuba
Dominica
Dominican Republic
El Salvador
Grenada
Guatemala
Haiti
Honduras
Jamaica
Nicaragua
Panama
Puerto Rico
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Trinidad and Tobago
Turks and Caicos
Official List of North American Countries where African Traditional Medicine (ATM) is Not Yet (Fully) Operational :
Canada
Mexico
United States of America (USA)
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ADDITIONAL NEWS UPDATE (2023) FOR NEW MEDICAL BUSINESSES (AND HEALTHCARE STARTUPS) :
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Minor Ailments Courses are now available to (Practising or Semi-Practising or Semi-Retired or Semi-Whatever) Pharmacists , Dentists , Doctors , Opticians, Optometrists , Audiologists , Dental Technicians , Chiropractors , Osteopaths , Nurses , Therapists , Medical Assistants , Clinical Scientists , Medical Laboratory Technologists , Healthcare Professionals , Care Workers , Complementary Health Workers, Nutritionists , Dieticians , Physiotherapists, Psychologists , Occupational Therapists, and Alternative Medicine Practitioners (etc) , who lawfully wish to set up their Minor Ailments Clinics - anywhere in the World.
Kindly Contact Us For Further Details. This is the only course of it's kind in Ireland and it will only be delivered in a Hybrid Format via Phone , Email and Webcam.
This is an Intensive (One Month) Programme (Lasting about 28 Days or 4 Weeks) ; which will also include an Online Assessment and a Digital Certificate of Completion.
Successful Participants will be invited to (additionally) join an Independent (Brand New) Clinical Profession.
Simply Visit www.ClinicalAdvisers.com (and officially enrol for the Test).
The Course Materials are located within the First Question of Examination Module (Question Number 1).
There is No Time Limit for Completion of the Test.
Participants Can Study At Their Own Pace.
ABOUT PROFESSOR OBI (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS DOCTOR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI) :
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Fully Licensed and Fully Registered EU (European Union) Medical Practitioner , who successfully graduated as a Medical Doctor (MBBS) in the Year 1991 , and also successfully graduated with a Master of Public Health (MPH) Degree in the Year 2001.
For The Record : Dr Obi , the Tough-Talking (Independent) Black Politician of Highly Formidable Stature , recently launched a Wide Range of (Downloadable) Alternative Medicine eBooks (some of which can easily be downloaded online at https://www.minor.ie ) ; and is currently on an International (Book Promoting) Tour , avidly selling his Affordable (Self-Care) Publications and Online Professional Assessment Workshops.
Furthermore : Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has already successfully passed all steps of the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) , fully inclusive of Steps 1, 2, 3 and the CSA (2CS) , and has already taken up a Very Senior ICPS Position in the United States of America (USA). His USMLE/FSMB ID Number is 06180640.
Professor Obi is avidly campaigning to become the First Black President of Ireland (https://ProfessorObi.com) ; and has never ever been Convicted (in Any Court in the World) of Any Criminal Offence.
The Minor Ailments Project (MAP) was Founded by Professor Obi (in 1991) ; primarily to offer Self Care Solutions and Support , for Simple Health Problems , Common Illnesses and Minor Ailments.
To Date (via Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi) : The Minor Ailments Project (MAP) has quietly made it's presence felt in all of the following countries :
Afghanistan
Albania
Algeria
Ambazonia
Andorra
Angola
Antigua & Deps
Argentina
Armenia
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Bahamas
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Barbados
Belarus
Belgium
Belize
Benin
Bhutan
Biafraland (Biafra & Biafrans)
Bolivia
Bosnia
Herzegovina
Botswana
Brazil
Brunei
Bulgaria
Burkina
Burundi
Cambodia
Cameroon
Canada
Cape Verde
Central African Rep
Chad
Chile
China
Colombia
Comoros
Congo
Congo (Democratic Rep)
Costa Rica
Croatia
Cuba
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic
East Timor
Ecuador
Egypt
El Salvador
England
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Estonia
Ethiopia
Fiji
Finland
France
Gabon
Gambia
Georgia
Germany
Ghana
Gibraltar
Greece
Grenada
Guatemala
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana
Haiti
Honduras
Hungary
Iceland
India
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Ireland (Republic)
Israel
Italy
Ivory Coast
Jamaica
Japan
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kenya
Kiribati
South Korea
North Korea
Kosovo
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Laos
Latvia
Lebanon
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia
Madagascar
Malawi
Malaysia
Maldives
Mali
Malta
Marshall Islands
Mauritania
Mauritius
Mexico
Micronesia
Moldova
Monaco
Mongolia
Montenegro
Morocco
Mozambique
Myanmar, (Burma)
Namibia
Nauru
Nepal
Netherlands
New Zealand
Nicaragua
Niger
Nigeria
Northern Ireland
Norway
Oman
Pakistan
Palau
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paraguay
Peru
Philippines
Poland
Portugal
Qatar
Romania
Russian Federation
Rwanda
St Kitts & Nevis
St Lucia
Saint Vincent & the Grenadines
Samoa
San Marino
Sao Tome & Principe
Saudi Arabia
Senegal
Serbia
Seychelles
Scotland
Sierra Leone
Singapore
Slovakia
Slovenia
Slovenia
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Africa
South Sudan
Spain
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Suriname
Swaziland
Sweden
Switzerland
Syria
Taiwan
Tajikistan
Tanzania
Thailand
Togo
Tonga
Trinidad & Tobago
Tunisia
Turkey
Turkmenistan
Tuvalu
Uganda
Ukraine
United Arab Emirates
United Kingdom
United States
Uruguay
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Vatican City
Venezuela
Vietnam
Wales
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe
Creative Writing
Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor | Doctor | Advice
Most of the World's Best Romance Novelists actually Write About their (Very) Own (Romantic) Experiences. In Fact : Most of the World's Best Songwriters also actually Write About their (Very) Own (Romantic) Experiences (too). My Provisional Advice (in this matter) is Pure and Simple : Write From Your Heart - And See Where Everything (Ultimately) Takes You. Good Luck !
Product Development
Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor | Doctor | Advice
Unfortunately : There is no simple answer to this particular question ; most especially without further (much more detailed) additional information. Generally Speaking : There are almost 50 (or so) different classes of Polyquaternium Compounds , which are currently listed as being 'Acceptable' for use in Cosmetic Formulations (as per INCl Research). However : The appearance of a particular Chemical in an 'Acceptable Substances List' of the International Nomenclature for Cosmetic Ingredients , (INCI) , does not necessarily mean that it is Totally Safe (let alone 'Without Blemish'). Concerning Polyquaternium-18 : I would strongly suggest that you duly seek Expert Professional Guidance , specifically from a Qualified Clinical Toxicologist. Polyquaternium Compounds fundamentally tend to have rather substantial amounts of Ammonium Ions in them ; and I (personally) am not really a Very Big Fan of such 'Ammonium-Based' Cosmetic Ingredients. Whatever The Case : (Please) Tread (Quite) Carefully. Good Luck ! * * * * * * * Professor Obi
Entrepreneurship
Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor | Doctor | Advice
Happy New Decade ! Hearty Congratulations , on your (Absolutely Amazing) Trichological Invention. Do Therefore Feel (Perfectly) Free to Contact Me (Anytime) ; about this particular African (Afro-American) Hair Care Product. We already have a (Rock Solid) Global Manufacturing (and International Marketing) Strategy in place ; specifically for such Products. Sincerely , Professor Obi
Sales
Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor | Doctor | Advice
Happy New Year (2020) ! There are , (Generally Speaking) , 2 Major Ways for an Introvert Founder , (with an Excellent Product or Service) , to (Substantially) Boost (or Improve) Sales : * Option 1 : The Introvert Founder should Urgently Seek Expert Professional Guidance ; on How to (Gradually) Become (Considerably) Less Introvert. Kindly Contact Me ; for Further Details , about this. OR * Option 2 : The Introvert Founder should Urgently Hire a Dedicated Battalion of Trustworthy Extroverts ; to competently do all of the Frontline Publicity Work for Him (or Her). Kindly (Also) Call Me ; for Further Details , about this. Whatever the Case : Every Human Being is Fundamentally Unique. Alas : We cannot all be as Amazing as , (the One and Only) , Sir Richard Branson ! Sincerely , Professor Obi
Help Desk Support
Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor | Doctor | Advice
Happy New Year (2020) ! . . . Relax . . . . . . Please Be Patient with the New Owners . . . . . . I am Exceedingly Confident that they will soon be Breathing Lots (and Lots) of New Life into this Site . . . Although it is not my place to Tell Them how to run their Affairs ; I Personally Think that the following steps could (ultimately) be quite beneficial : * Provision of (10% Commission - Based) White Label Options to their Experts ; so that the Experts could then each rebrand their various Websites according to their very own taste. * Automatically providing Each Expert (and Each Client) with a 10% (Commission-Based) Affiliate Sales Link ; to Ultimately Boost the Generation of New Business. * The Appointment of Someone Fabulous , Like Me ; to Carefully Oversee such Highly Innovative Changes (on a 10% 'Profit-Related' Remuneration Package). Sincerely, Professor Obi
Fitness
Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor | Doctor | Advice
Happy New Year (2020) ! Every Human Being is (Fundamentally) Unique. As Such : Different Clients will (almost) always have rather Different Requirements. Whatever the Case : Nobody should ever suddenly (just) rush into 'Body-Building' ; most especially without Proper Professional Healthcare Advice , fully inclusive of Proper Psychological Assessments. It is perfectly possible to build quite a lot of Muscle Mass , using Very Simple Techniques and Readily Available Wholefoods ; either at Home , or under Direct Supervision from Qualified Fitness Instructors at a Local Gymnasium. We cannot all look like Arnold Schwarzenegger ! Sincerely, Professor Obi
Agriculture
Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor | Doctor | Advice
. . . Wow . . . . . . Amazing . . . . . . You Did Well . . . . . . Tell Us More . . . Sincerely, Professor Obi
Lifestyle Coaching
Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor | Doctor | Advice
. . . Mrs Scott is NOT AMUSED . . . Sincerely, Professor Obi
Grants
Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor | Doctor | Advice
. . . Happy New Decade . . . Try searching for Sir Bob Geldof ; on the Internet. . . . ( Yes : The Former Boomtown Rat ! ) . . . Apparently : His Ethical Investment Vehicle is currently dishing out (Hundreds of) Millions of Dollars ; to Sustainable African Enterprises. Whatever the Case : Please Always Remember to (Regularly) Send Me My (Big Fat) Future Dividend Cheques ; most preferably via DHL ! Sincerely, Professor Obi
Banking
Joseph Chikelue Obi | Professor | Doctor | Advice
Happy New Year (2020) ! As far as I am aware : (Both) PayPal and Stripe still have Multiple Currency Options ; most especially for Verified Business Accounts. If you are experiencing problems , in this regard , then kindly contact the Customer Support Units of the Aforementioned Corporations. Sincerely , Professor Obi
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